called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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