last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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