He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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