i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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