Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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