So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol