Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?