Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...