I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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