No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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