Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
