So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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