I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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