i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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