Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just want nice things and good sex
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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