you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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