i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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