She announced her abortion via fbk
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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