yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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