He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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