Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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