Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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