I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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