And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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