check it out our google latitudes are spooning
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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