I look better un-naked...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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