another moral hangover. fuck.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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