Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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