he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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