lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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