"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My liver just had a heart attack.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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