If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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