u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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