my mouth tastes like poor choices
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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