dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just high enough for therapy.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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