your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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