So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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