I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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