I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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