i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So much Jack, so little girl.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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