You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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