It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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