Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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