I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
