Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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