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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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