yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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