Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
