Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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