I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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