you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Randomize