White coat. Heels.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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