I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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