dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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